Pas de kikonjou pour Carquefou
16/04/2008 – 9:30L’équipe de Paris Sonne le Glas présente ses plus plates excuses aux milliers de lecteurs qui lui font l’honneur de lui rendre visite chaque jour: elle est au regret d’annoncer que l’article tant attendu sur le « Kikonjou Carquefou » ne sera pas publié. Nous n’avons en effet plus de nouvelles de notre envoyé spécial en cette terre qu’on sait pas trop bien si elle est ventre à crêpes ou ventre à choux. La chronologie de ses appels nous laisse deviner que:
A 15h17, il quittait Paris dans son Hummer diesel.
A 16h23, il s’exclamait « Yeah, j’ai réussi à arriver à Nantes avant Jacques Mellick! ».
A 16h24, Jacques Mellick l’appelait sur sa CB pour lui dire « On remet ça jusqu’à Montaigu, la digue la digue? ».
A 16h25, notre envoyé spécial répondait « Ah non, pas moyen, je ne veux pas finir dans les prisons de Nantes ».
A 17h46, notre envoyé spécial finissait enfin la longue traversée de Saint-Mars-du-Désert.
A 18h18, il se serait recueilli à la Chapelle-sur-Erdre.
A 19h25, il se sifflait un petit rouge à Mauves-sur-Loire.
A 20h32, enfin, on l’aurait aperçu en train de se faire Sucé-sur-Erdre.
Depuis, nous n’avons plus de nouvelles.
Mais ce n’est pas bien grave, et ce pour trois raisons:
1/ Déjà, pour tout vous dire, de la pléthorique équipe de Paris Sonne le Glas, c’était le membre le moins sympathique.
2/ Ensuite, ses kikonjoux à la con faisaient rien qu’à attirer sur notre site des glaiseux mal lunés venant nous dire que non, en fait, c’est un peu caricatural de dire qu’y a que des vieux à Nice.
3/ D’une manière qu’on s’explique assez mal vu notre mépris inaltérable pour tout ce qui s’agite par-delà le périphérique, nous éprouvons une certaine sympathie pour cette équipe de Carquefou… Pourquoi? Difficile à dire… On cherche, on cherche… Peut-être vaguement un lien avec ça:
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De Anne de Bretagne le 16/04/2008
J’attends ce soir pour trouver plaisantes les photos ci-dessus.
De double bietry le 16/04/2008
oui montrez nous commment la grande equipe de Ligue 2 ( euh pardon ligue 1 pour encore 5 matchs )qu’est Paris, est meilleure que Marseille et comment elle va écraser une équipe de CFA2 !!!
De Yankee84 le 16/04/2008
eh, les gars, vous vous croyez sur planete foot?
De mickey le tannant le 16/04/2008
MDR tous les rageux marseillais xD
Faut le prendre au 2eme degré les mecs, z’inkietez pas, Paris Sonne le Glas est bien plus conscient du niveau de leur équipe que vous vous etes conscient du niveau de la votre
ils savent rire de leur club chose que peu de marseillais savent faire..
De KaiN le 16/04/2008
‘tain, déjà les kikonjous, à la base, c’est addictif, mais en plus y a des réactions de “glaiseux mal lunés”, ça rajoute une couche de sauce piquante dans vos sandwichs à la vanne et ça les rend deux fois plus addictifs.
Vivement la dernière journée…
De MarcoVP le 16/04/2008
@MarcoVP
Je suis bien d’accord avec toi… Les réactions de certains me font au moins autant rire (vu leur niveau) que les délicieux kikonjoux *lol*
Amusez-vous bien tous ce soir !
De Ed le 16/04/2008
Huhu les photos, surtout celle de Gerets. <3
Bon j’ai 15 euros sur le match de ce soir, faut pas déconner les gars, marquage à la culotte et balayette pour celui qui fait un geste technique en face !
De Vincent le 16/04/2008
I kiff les Kikonjoux !
Par contre je serai intraitable (comme le traiteur) si dans le Kikonjou pour l’AJA, vous ne mettez pas un petit truc sur Jaurès ou Mignot.
Soient les 2 mecs avec le moins de charisme de la L1.
De newuser le 16/04/2008
Mouais…
C’est quand même pas parce qu’une bande de niaiseux a su montrer la porte à deux clubs lambda de L1 qu’on doit en causer.
Poussière retourne à poussière.
(Oui. J’ai bien dit deux clubs de L1. Point barre)
De Lethal Hurlant le 16/04/2008
A noter que lorsque l’OM gagne, la tête de Gerets change très peu tandis que la photo de Ziani est très différente (puisqu’il n’est pas sur le terrain…)!
De Fesse le 16/04/2008
Ca va ; si on peut plus chambrer un peu de temps en temps…
Vous allez me manquer l’an prochain , je vais devoir allez a Montpellier pour vous voir !! MDR
De Yankee84 le 16/04/2008
Kone vous souhaite un bon et très très long séjour en L2. L’occasion pour vous de nous faire découvrir des contrés encore plus exotiques…
De roikone le 17/04/2008
En tant qu’amoureux intemporel de l’OM et du chambrage amical inter-clubs, devant cette belle fin d’article, je me fends d’un LOL !!!
C’est de bonne guerre, bien ouèj’ les gars…ce qui est rare pour des parisiens en c’moment…
Finalement pê que je vais espérer que vous vous mainteniez, pour continuer de voir vos beaux articles..nân bon allez, qd même, je vous souhaite une bonne saison de L2, histoire que vous compreniez enfin que Le Guen doit retourner faire des crêpes à Brest.
De Sliktao le 17/04/2008
Ma’ame la Redac,
Merci d’avoir ouvert les commentaires aux non-abonnes. Comme le dit Teix’ (et le reprend MVP), tous ces kikoo, lol, nik les pd du psg, c’est au moins presqu’aussi fendard que le reste (mais quand meme un peu moins, mais quand meme presque).
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